Tonight after a hard week for Judy and a reasonably sporty week on the ICU for me, Judy and I went out to dinner at Gordon Biersch. Patently we are preparing for our Dos De Mayo party and while I have been at work Judy has been working her ass off to cook and clean all week in preparation for this celebration.
Now our Dos De Mayo is actually a celebration of the fact that we know that the Mexicans will kick the ass of the French on Cinco De Mayo at the battle of Puebla in 1862. The Mexicans were outnumbered 2-1 and whipped up on the French, allowing the Americans who were involved in a brother on brother bloodletting known as the Civil War continue. This enabled Americans to kill each other to kill each other in peace without the help of any European powers for the next 2 1/2 years. This preserved American sovereignty and kept the evil European Union out of the United States for the next 150 years. This Independence lasted until a descendant of Robert E. Lee, President Barak Obama, surrendered American sovereignty to Europe in late 2009 and early 2010. Of course this is mostly BS but it does makes for a great tall tale from someone who has just a bit of Irish blood in him due to the grace of the Deity Herself.
An interesting but little known fact is that Cinqo de Mayo is only locally celebrated in Mexico in the state of Puebla. The celebration actually began in California where until that time state workers had no state holidays.
The Mexican victory was decidedly helpful to the Union armies who despite a poor opening managed to come back under US Grant and William T. Sherman to decidedly defeat the Confederate armies in the final innings of this brutal game. Abner Doubleday, who by some accounts invented the game of baseball gets credit for helping to stem the Confederate tide on day one at the Battle of Gettysburg.
Grant got the win and celebrated by donating the liquor for all in the clubhouse after General Robert E. Lee surrendered at Appomattox in April 1865. This helped bring about the tradition of popping Champagne bottles when a baseball team wins a championship series or the World’s series. Though the South led through the middle of the game, the Union took charge and won the war in in regulation without having to go into extra innings. This latter comment may be interpreted differently if one assumes that the war was not ended for another 100 years with people like Nathaniel Bedford Forrest and his fellow Klansmen taking over for Lee in extra innings. Patently though they attempted to keep the game alive, it was over at Appomattox, Forest, the Klan and their supporters simply hung on like Dodgers’ fans after the 1951 Championship Game between the Evil Brooklyn Dodgers and the New York Giants in 1951.
This being said the idea of beer and donuts going together is not all that strange, after all there are many deserts which combine alcohol and sugar. It is just the fact that something is right about a hot and fresh Krispy Kreme and a good pilsner or lager. Tonight’s brew is a Harp’s Lager from Ireland. Somehow I think that the Irish had to be the originators of the beer and donut combination. I think the Brits would think the combination insulting, the French uncultured, the Italians unromantic and the Germans simply illegal. Only the Irish could come up with this succulent combination.
So all that aside we have discovered a wonderful desert combination. Hot and Fresh Krispy Creme Donuts and a good beer. Life doesn’t get much better than this. It is a yin and yang kind of thing. You get the sugar rush from the donuts but the beer counteracts the rush. There is patently a chemistry that only the Deity Herself understands in this. Well tomorrow is Dos De Mayo and I will have to be up early to help Judy get ready.
As far as the Tides, they beat the Scranton-Wilkes Barre Yankees on the road, 14-7 ending a 3 game losing streak. Tides sluggers Nolan Reimold and Oscar Salazar each hit home runs while starting pitcher Chris Tillman got the win. Reimold has already taken 8 out of the park this year. He is really the first serious home run hitter that the Tides have had since we have lived in the area. The Tides will come back home for a 4 game series against the Columbus Clippers on Monday. I think I will get three of these games in before the Tides and I come back into town about the middle of the month.
Peace and blessings,