It’s like Yogi Berra once said…”Deja Vu all over again.” Last night after the previous late night and early morning trip to the ER it seemed like Judy was on the uptick. Her pain had gone down and she was looking to get out today. She got up early and the Vicodin wouldn’t touch the pain. She tried to get in to her ENT for the follow up but was told since the CT was negative that she should come in tomorrow. Well the pain got worse, and even worser. So when I came back from work we took the ride back to Bayside. In the middle of this we have been trying to deal with what we believe is a fraudulent insurance claim. Some woman alleged that Judy backed into her in a parking lot. in a parking lot. The only problem is that the damage doesn’t match how she says this happened. The woman wouldn’t wait for the police to make a report and then filed the claim. The body shop says that Judy’s car has no evidence of a recent accident. Then our insurance company representative was rude to Judy seeming to take the other person’s side. This was totally unexpected as we have been with the company, which caters exclusively to the military and when we joined 26 years ago officers only. We have great driving records this upset her when she is worried about her health and pissed me off like a bad called third strike. As Leo Durocher said “I never questioned the integrity of an umpire but I did question their eyesight.” I hate even metaphorical bad calls and rain delays. May the Deity Herself preserve us and keep me from doing anything stupid when I deal with these insurance people.
Really Bad Epiglotitis
So anyway, Judy got to ride to Norfolk General ER in an ambulance. She didn’t get the cool Mercedes that I got to ride in in Germany back in 1984, but an ambulance nonetheless. The EMT’s were nice enough as were the staff at the Bayside ER. The ER Attending at Bayside and ER Resident here diagnosed that Judy has epiglotitis. Epiglotitis is pretty rare, it’s a kid’s disease except when it happens to adults. What happens is that the flap on the back of the tongue gets infected and can cause the airway to close, of course this could be fatal if not treated quickly. It was for George Washington. The infection can be caused by a number of viral, bacterial or traumatic events. Before the doctors came in with the diagnosis I took the symptoms, googled them and hit on epiglotitis. I was confused because this is primarily a kids disease but the symptoms matched. When the doctors came in and said that is was epiglotitis I thought it was pretty cool. So to confirm the diagnosis Judy got to have a scope put down her nose. The ENT Resident worked her up for this and I both got to even push the watch and even push the record button. I’ve seen this done hundreds of times but never on Judy. It is a little different when it is a family member but still kind of cool. Dr Ly who is one of my ICU attending physicians tells me that it’s not to late to go to medical school. Maybe after I retire from the Navy. I’d have to bone up real good on advanced mathematics and all sorts of science class but it could be cool. Of course I could just stick to being a ICU and Critical Care Chaplain and do Bio-Medical Ethics. That would work too a whole lot less on the school stuff.
Anyway, the verdict is in. Judy gets to spend the night getting bunches of IV antibiotics, steriods and pain meds. Maybe some more tests and people to monitor her airway. So I now have to go pick up her stuff at home and bring it in. I have duty tomorrow so this should be fun. Hopefully she’ll be out tomorrow with a clean bill of health.
Keep my girl in your prayers,
Post Script: Got home just before 0200. For Civilians and Air Force types Mickey’s big hand is on the 12 and his little hand on the 2. It has been long and exhausting. Trying now to gear down, pet the dog and get ready for bed soon. Have to be up early, oh crap, wait it is already early.
Second Post Script: Got Judy home this afternoon. She is doing a lot better and the crisis seems to have passed. Over the past couple of days I have been moving fast and flying low. Had a few things happen that I will roll into a post tonight. As Hedley Lamar said: My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention. Now someone say “Ditto,” Peace, Steve+